I was waching TV and the show bigfoot hunting came on. I wanted to join there Bigfoot hunting team. I needed to find a way to join. I thought and thought until i came up with an idea. I would call them and ask them what i need to do to join. They said get Kim kardashion on the show for an episode and to do whatever it takes.I called Kim and she picked up the phone and said come to my house and do your victory dance. That is the Kardashions way of saying hello. So I went to her house and I did my victory dance and she said "your cool if you ever need help just scream oppa kardashion style." So we went out to see bigfoot. He was in the highest tree possible. We told him to come down. Then he said to back away. As bigfoot says to BACK AWAY. He jumped out of the tree. He captured us and took us to his hidden layer. The next thing I relized is we were his prisioners and there was no way to get help. When I was in his layer he said get up and do gangham style while doing your victory dance. We all did it and felt like idiots. Then bigfoot took our phones and sending wierd text messages out to all of our contacts. Then bob marley came to save us. Then bigfoot and bob marley got into a fight. bigfoot kicked his rasta butt. Then bob marley had to do his victory dance. He said "Ya mon" so many times that bigfoot killed him. As I look away from the vilence I notices Abe lincoln was in a diferent chamber crying. Then as bigfoot says I hungery for Aberham lincoln. Then abe said right before he got eaten "why" and bigfoot said "because you did not pay your taxes". After Bigfoot ate him , he went back to his cave to hibernate. Then after a while BEDDY WHITE called my cell phone. It was on big-foot's lap, so he took the phone and answered. BETTY WHITE said " Where are my glasses, did you hide them from me." Bigfoot asked, " Do you know the reason that you cant find them?" Betty White said, "no" Bigfoot said "The reason that you cant find your glasses is because your blind without your glasses." She said," Well if you help me maybe I can find them you fat drunk thing. So Bigfoot hung up in rage.
One min later I sighed and said "I wish I had a friend in here with me." So Bigfoot raged and said " Oh you want a friend well I will go get you one" He leaves and comes back with betty white and then is says " here is Betty now you are not lonely so I eat her." Bigfoot eats here. I say "why" Bigfoot says "I have been in the woods for 500 years and the only friend I have is in a dead squirrel so you aren't lonely yet." The he left to eat. Thats when I saw the camera was on, but in was out side of the cage on a rock. Then I remembered how to get Kim Kardashion here so I waited for Bigfoot to get back then I screamed OPPA KARDASHION STYLE. Then Kim fell out of the sky and tackled Bigfoot. Then BigFoot Punched her thirty feet back. Then she got up and the fight continued for 15 min then Kim fell a could not fight the Bigfoot got her and right before he was about to eat her. She punched him in the eye and he dropped her and she hid in a tree. Then she scream "HELP". Then PSY,Master Chief, A Harlem Shake ARMY,Chuck Norris,and James Bond. Then Bigfoot Called ,The Yeti,Unicorn,Chupacabra, and Slender. During the battle Master Chief broke me and the BigFoot Hunters Out. We crabbed the the camera and filmed. we Set the camera down and let it film then we were chased by slender but master chief meleed Slender and we just continued running down the mountain when we got to town we ran up a taller mountain near the fight so we could see. Then the Avengers came to fight then the fight was taken to the moon. Ones a year the fight comes to earth in the same place. 3 months later the Bigfoot went to get the camera. Then Kim attacked us she was crazy. She killed the rest of the group right before she killed me Master Chief Sniped her from a different mountain. I new when She died who It was the killed her. I now no if I am ever in Danger that he I watching me. I go Back to that mountain once a year to see my friend Master Chief Kick Butt.
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